Dad Stand Up – Puzzles

(Can hear someone coughing.  Light smoke seen in the spotlight.  Glasses and ice tinkling. Me pacing the stage sweating.) Puzzles are weird right?  That's a weird thing to give my kids to play with.  Here.  Have something that's already broken for a change.  And they're all (funny kid voice) "gee thanks Pop, remind me not …

Your (Guide To) Mission…

(On the road in the minivan. Kids are in the back of the van watching the dvd player.  My wife and I are in the front.  I'm driving.  Wife riding shotgun looking at her phone. She turns to me and says:) "Ugh. I just read that they're making ANOTHER Mission Impossible movie?" "Yeah, I saw that." …

Every Little Girl Flies

My little girl turns one year old today!  It is so insane to me to think that a year has gone by this fast.  Both my wife and I went to work one year ago today, knowing that by the end of the day we would have a little girl.  My wife works at the …